Okay, so, let me just say from the start that this is a very outlandish idea, even by the standards of a man who advocates Cacturne as a completely viable if not very good ADV OU Pokemon, and many of you will laugh at me and think I'm a noobcakes. I'm prepared to face the ridicule like a man!
So I've been testing a particular Pokemon lately- a Pokemon no one uses in ADV OU, ever- and honestly truly- not lying, trolling or fishing for a reaction- I think it's actually pretty good and it has a place in the metagame. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the end of my credibility- the almighty GLALIE!
Yes, Glalie. No, not kidding.
HEAR ME OUT!
-Glalie has both the highest base HP and the highest base Special Defense among all Spikes users. It's bulkier than you think.
-Glalie has an excellent offensive movepool- STAB Ice Beam, Crunch, Earthquake, Shadow Ball, Toxic, Taunt, Explosion and of course Spikes. These are among the very best moves in the game.
-Going a little further with the movepool, consider specific examples, such as common Rapid Spinners. Crunch really hurts Starmie and Claydol, Ice Beam gets Claydol and Donphan, Toxic gets Claydol, Cloyster and Donphan and only Donphan can do anything of note back to Glalie. You can build for Special Defense and make it take hits from bulky Starmie (and almost all Rapid Spin variants of Starmie are bulky) really well. The only Rapid Spin user it does not do so well against is Forretress to which I'd say simply pair it with Gengar. HP Fire is also possible but I'm not a fan.
-Taunt is also a worthwhile consideration, as Glalie is faster than several important Pokemon in the metagame, with noteworthy examples being Skarmory and Blissey. Taunting Skarmory with another Spikes user is really good.
-Glalie cannot be trapped by Magneton. Likewise, Glalie at full health will live (if you EV it to do so) anything Dugtrio throws at it and Glalie will 1HKO it back.
-Glalie cannot flinch (Inner Focus) and as such it lives Aerodactyl (or Salamence) Rock Slide and 1HKOs with STAB Ice Beam.
-Glalie is arguably the only Spikes user that Gengar doesn't switch into extremely safely. Gar switches in on Forre and Cloyster for free and easily respectively, whereas Gengar does not take Glalie STAB Ice Beams lightly and cannot do much back to Glalie of note, with Fire Punch and Hypnosis being the only real threats.
Assuming it doesn't have either of those moves, let's do the calc of Gengar vs Glalie assuming the best thing Gengar can do to it is Thunderbolt.
Gengar @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 48 Def / 20 SAtk / 188 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
Glalie @ Leftovers
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
Gengar Thunderbolt does 69-82 damage. Yes, really. MAX roll is 82 damage...
Glalie Ice Beam does 103-123.
Glalie wins this fight 1v1, especially if Gengar switches into Ice Beam initially.
Now, granted, those Glalie EVs are what they are to make a point and not necessarily optimal. You can EV Glalie a ton of ways to always live +1 Rock Slide as mentioned earlier, to always 2HKO specific things with STAB Ice Beam, etc. but the point stands that Glalie CAN be bulky and can be an issue for Gengar. You could also EV it to always 2HKO Gengar with Ice Beam in sand, meaning Gengar would have to be extremely cautious coming into it as it would eat Ice Beam, fail to 1HKO Glalie on its turn (even with Fire Punch) and then die to the subsequent second Ice Beam.
Not that is has much competition (Forretress, Skarmory, Cloyster) but Glalie is likely the best offensive option among Spikers. It can have, again depending on moveset and EVs, a legitimate offensive presence late in the game that can be tough to switch into. How many Pokemon safely switch into a Pokemon with both EQ and STAB Ice Beam? What if it also has Toxic or Crunch? With Spikes already down and stuff at less than full health in a late game situation, it may be tough to safely switch in. Forre or Skarmory, for example, cannot say the same.
Look... I'm not saying Glalie is a better Pokemon than Skarmory or anything like that, nor am I saying Glalie should replace your current Spiker on most of your ADV teams. Admittedly, it's niche and does not belong on every team. That said, I think when utilized to its full potential it's actually quite powerful and it definitely has a non-gimmicky legitimate place on offensive teams in ADV OU. I encourage others to ACTUALLY TRY IT before passing judgment. I was very skeptical when I first tried it too and thought I was just screwing around but to my great surprise it turned out to be really good. It's legit.
Let the hate begin!
So I've been testing a particular Pokemon lately- a Pokemon no one uses in ADV OU, ever- and honestly truly- not lying, trolling or fishing for a reaction- I think it's actually pretty good and it has a place in the metagame. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the end of my credibility- the almighty GLALIE!
Yes, Glalie. No, not kidding.
HEAR ME OUT!
-Glalie has both the highest base HP and the highest base Special Defense among all Spikes users. It's bulkier than you think.
-Glalie has an excellent offensive movepool- STAB Ice Beam, Crunch, Earthquake, Shadow Ball, Toxic, Taunt, Explosion and of course Spikes. These are among the very best moves in the game.
-Going a little further with the movepool, consider specific examples, such as common Rapid Spinners. Crunch really hurts Starmie and Claydol, Ice Beam gets Claydol and Donphan, Toxic gets Claydol, Cloyster and Donphan and only Donphan can do anything of note back to Glalie. You can build for Special Defense and make it take hits from bulky Starmie (and almost all Rapid Spin variants of Starmie are bulky) really well. The only Rapid Spin user it does not do so well against is Forretress to which I'd say simply pair it with Gengar. HP Fire is also possible but I'm not a fan.
-Taunt is also a worthwhile consideration, as Glalie is faster than several important Pokemon in the metagame, with noteworthy examples being Skarmory and Blissey. Taunting Skarmory with another Spikes user is really good.
-Glalie cannot be trapped by Magneton. Likewise, Glalie at full health will live (if you EV it to do so) anything Dugtrio throws at it and Glalie will 1HKO it back.
-Glalie cannot flinch (Inner Focus) and as such it lives Aerodactyl (or Salamence) Rock Slide and 1HKOs with STAB Ice Beam.
-Glalie is arguably the only Spikes user that Gengar doesn't switch into extremely safely. Gar switches in on Forre and Cloyster for free and easily respectively, whereas Gengar does not take Glalie STAB Ice Beams lightly and cannot do much back to Glalie of note, with Fire Punch and Hypnosis being the only real threats.
Assuming it doesn't have either of those moves, let's do the calc of Gengar vs Glalie assuming the best thing Gengar can do to it is Thunderbolt.
Gengar @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 48 Def / 20 SAtk / 188 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
Glalie @ Leftovers
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
Gengar Thunderbolt does 69-82 damage. Yes, really. MAX roll is 82 damage...
Glalie Ice Beam does 103-123.
Glalie wins this fight 1v1, especially if Gengar switches into Ice Beam initially.
Now, granted, those Glalie EVs are what they are to make a point and not necessarily optimal. You can EV Glalie a ton of ways to always live +1 Rock Slide as mentioned earlier, to always 2HKO specific things with STAB Ice Beam, etc. but the point stands that Glalie CAN be bulky and can be an issue for Gengar. You could also EV it to always 2HKO Gengar with Ice Beam in sand, meaning Gengar would have to be extremely cautious coming into it as it would eat Ice Beam, fail to 1HKO Glalie on its turn (even with Fire Punch) and then die to the subsequent second Ice Beam.
Not that is has much competition (Forretress, Skarmory, Cloyster) but Glalie is likely the best offensive option among Spikers. It can have, again depending on moveset and EVs, a legitimate offensive presence late in the game that can be tough to switch into. How many Pokemon safely switch into a Pokemon with both EQ and STAB Ice Beam? What if it also has Toxic or Crunch? With Spikes already down and stuff at less than full health in a late game situation, it may be tough to safely switch in. Forre or Skarmory, for example, cannot say the same.
Look... I'm not saying Glalie is a better Pokemon than Skarmory or anything like that, nor am I saying Glalie should replace your current Spiker on most of your ADV teams. Admittedly, it's niche and does not belong on every team. That said, I think when utilized to its full potential it's actually quite powerful and it definitely has a non-gimmicky legitimate place on offensive teams in ADV OU. I encourage others to ACTUALLY TRY IT before passing judgment. I was very skeptical when I first tried it too and thought I was just screwing around but to my great surprise it turned out to be really good. It's legit.
Let the hate begin!